firstly, I'd like to affix a "Support Our Troops" magnetic ribbon to each subway and bus in a counterirony attack on the many SUVS driving around manhattan with those very same things attached to their asses.
secondly, the subway is causing me to live about a million lives in the hour long commute, similarly, it's making me sound crazy. Two days ago a guy sat next to me on the subway and he was reading Cicero and I noticed some cat hair on his canvas briefcase. I decided that our relationship would not turn sour until we had been living together for two years and I got annoyed with how understanding he always was, because frankly, that's something I'd do.
Thirdly, the water coming out of the tap where I currently am came out of the faucet slightly brown, when I brought this to someone's attention they said "New York City Water, what are you going to do?" I explained that NYC has really great water which comes from a series of nearly pristine streams, rivers and springs in westchester and upstate new york and the filtration system is ridiculously well maintained so that my concern was more "New York City rusty pipes" than the water itself . . . you try to help you know?
[this is good] "Eh, New York City roaches the sizes of a poodle... what are ya gonna do?"
Posted by: Harith | 06/11/2008 at 07:25 AM